The closest thing to an apocalypse we can imagine? A Justin Bieber sex tape. Let’s all join hands and hope that will never happen. Ever. Please.
On Wednesday, Bieber tweeted that his “personal footage” had been stolen. Given the ridiculous number of celebrities who have been caught up in sex tape and/or nude photo scandals lately, it’s only natural that our brains went there.
“sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy,” he wrote. “yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff
stolen. really sucks. people should respect other’s property. had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect”‘
Here’s hoping it’s personal footage of Bieber’s dance rehearsals or something equally inoffensive. Please.