Breaking news! Professional snappy dresser Scott Disick has abandoned the mother of his children in her time of need: during the annual Kardashian-Jenner-Odom-Disick-Humphries-Just-Kidding Christmas Card photoshoot.
Oh. The. Humanity.
InTouch reports that Disick ditched the classy affair for a Vegas appearance at a nightclub. And at that appearance? He was seen smoking and drinking. At a nightclub. Has he no decency? According to top-secret sources, Kourtney Kardashian told her mother, Kris Jenner, the tragic news during a family outing (with sister Kim Kardashian) at a Los Angeles gym.
“When Kourtney told Kris that Scott wasn’t going to make it to the
shoot, Kris began raising her voice,” says the witness, who was likely traumatized by the devastation. “She couldn’t believe how disrespectful it was.
Kim added he obviously didn’t care.”
“[Kris] told Kourt to have some control over her boyfriend and said, ‘How am I not supposed to be livid?'” says the
eavesdropper source. “She said, ‘Scott keeps messing up over and over again.'”
If you’re a Kardashian Khristmas Kard collector, never fear. Scott is expected to be photoshopped into the picture later, because that’s a thing that normal families do. Years from now, when you’re looking at your wall of Kardashian Kards, you might not even remember that he was MIA.
No word yet on whether this year’s card will be released in 3D, like last year’s was.