Coco Austin — Ice-T‘s wife, and co-star of “Ice Loves Coco” — is taking it off for the Las Vegas burlesque review “Peepshow,” filling shoes previously danced in by Holly Madison, Mel B, Aubrey O’Day, and Kelly Monaco.
While Holly is out on maternity leave, Coco will fill in as “Bo Peep,” a woman who struggles to unleash her sexuality. As you can see from the photos of Austin’s performance, she certainly unleashes it.
Here, we go on a journey through the mind of Coco, and tell you what she is most likely thinking — according to our estimation — at each stage of her performance.
“I’m so shy and demure. I can’t take off my robe …”
“Wait, yes I can. And I’ll drop my drawers too. Check it.”
“How you like them apple bottoms?”
“Look at me … I’m headlining a Vegas review. Wait, what do I do next?”
“I know, I’ll put on a bustier and get really wet and fling my hair around.”
“Phew, it’s over! So long, adoring fans … see you on Twitter.”
Coco is slated to headline “Peepshow” at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino through Spring 2013, so there’s plenty of opportunity for you to go check out what she’s thinking, saying, and doing for yourself. Send pics!