Yes, we know, we know, it’s not confirmed, but that doesn’t mean we can’t play along with that “what if?” scenario. The best part of a Taylor Swift breakup is the songs that come after it, which is why the world can never completely hate John Mayer for being the worst celebrity boyfriend ever.
Thanks to the wonder that is Twitter, #HaylorBreakUpSongTitles has been trending all day for the amusement of Directioners and Taylor Swift fans. While we obviously are sympathetic to the heartbreak that comes along with any breakup, no matter how short the relationship, we also like the idea that Swift is somewhere on her computer culling this trend to come up with the name of her next single — and that Styles is doing the same thing.
Without further ado, here are our personal favorite potential song titles, courtesy of all of you:
–“It Ended Swiftly”
–“He Called Me Louis”
–“The Ex Factor”
–“I Knew You Were Trouble When You Wore My Skinny Jeans”
–“His Relationship With The Tattoo Shop Was Better Than Ours”
–“Oppa Swift Actually Kisses With Styles (Be Jealous Remix)”
–“We Can’t Go In One Direction”
–“Not My Styles” feat. Conor Kennedy, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer
–“We Are Never Ever Ever Curling Our Hair Together”
–“‘Til You Put Me Down”
–“Your Orange Beanie”
–“On To The Next One”
And one for good luck — an honorary mention from our own Andrea Reiher: “I’ll Go One Direction, You Go Another”
What’s your favorite #HaylorBreakUpSongTitle?