These are some of the best. And yes, this collection includes Jess and Nick in bed. Many, many times.
Most of “Virgins” is made up of flashbacks, but the story actually starts in the bathroom and the present-day.
Soon, however, Jess (Zooey Deschanel) tells the others about how she lost her virginity, a tale that begins on prom night with a mysterious, guitar-playing young man (O’Brien).
That guy unfortunately leaves before anything could happen.
The embarrassment just continues for Schmidt, who once had to ask Nick (Jake Johnson) for sex advice. Nick, high on mushrooms, isn’t much help.
But Schmidt doesn’t need Nick’s help. All he needs is lubricant.
Lots of lubricant.
Too much lubricant?
Actually, Schmidt does end up needing Nick’s help.
Winston’s (Lamorne Morris) first-time story isn’t much better, since he loses his virginity to a prostitute named Mysteria.
But at least they have a fun night together.
Jess’ actual loss-of-virginity occurs when she meets her guitar hero years later. Lacking a good place for sex, the two end up in a mini-golf castle. Things don’t go so well.
There are tears.
And then the lovebirds get stuck. At least Jess finally loses her virginity to a hot fireman named Teddy.
Of course, the episode ends with the best part of all: Nick stops Jess from leaving for drinks with Teddy.
Telling his “roomfriend” that they shouldn’t think about any of it, kissing is in order.
We see the two in bed at the very end, having finally done the deed.
Has anything ever been better or more GIF-worthy than this? The answer is almost definitely a strong no.
“New Girl” airs Tuesdays at 9pm on FOX.