It’s definitely one of the more creative ways to dump someone. When a woman found out her boyfriend was cheating on her, she boxed up his things and hid them in various places, before penning a pretty amazing breakup letter.
“Guess who left his Facebook open on the computer,” the letter begins, “and got a message from Kelsi? Yeah! You!” The writer goes on to assure the cheating boyfriend that she didn’t break anything and was nice enough to packing up his belongings. If he wants any of it back, it’s going to take some work though.
“I even invented a neat game, since I know you like looking for things (like other girls), here’s where you’ll find your stuff,” she writes. What follows is a list of locations that the guy may or may not remember. “Your clothes are where we first met,” the letter reads. Other locations include where they first kissed, purchased a video game together and the place they “went all the way.” Finally, she writes, “Everything else, including pictures of the last two years of our lives, is at Kelsi’s house.” Ouch.
She ends the letter reiterating that she didn’t break anything, but adds there’s no guarantee someone else won’t find his stuff, including a television and laptop, first. This is a far more exciting way to document a breakup than a simple Google Street View image.
The moral of the story is don’t cheat on your girlfriend, or at least be way less terrible at it.
Check out the full letter below: