So, GM is in a fauxmance with hamster Nick. They hang out together a lot, but he has not made any move on her other than to cuddle a little. It’s pretty clear that he wants things to remain platonic, but he’s afraid of rejecting her and incurring her wrath.
Last night, GM let him know that she’s a little suspicious of him.
“I’m a true person and I say s*** — I’m not shady. If I find out anything you lied to me about or anything, I’m telling you Nick, do not f*** with me. … ‘Cause people try to drop hints at me for some reason … that you’re f***ing playing me out. … I’m getting a little suspicious that [Aaryn’s] trying to give me hints and she can’t,” GM says to Nick.
“Do not make me look like a f***ing fool, because I have your back, Nick. Do not f*** with me. I’m not threatening you. … You’re not like a f***ing homo and you’re not gonna ever like f***ing kiss me, right? I don’t want to go home and see stupid s*** or whatever and then I look like a big a**hole.”
Hilariously, she then adds, “Who cares about 50 f***ing thousand dollars. I have my reputation and my person and my whole rest of my life to live.”
Um, here’s a tip — if you’d like to salvage your reputation, maybe you should stop dropping n-word bombs all over the house, especially in front of the black guy.