Check out these really fun videos from Kelly Stables of TV Land’s “The Exes” — she’s made a series of “Eden After Dark” videos, where she dispenses helpful hints on being a fabulous party girl like her character, Eden.

Some of Eden’s gems include:

  • “Can’t remember his name in the morning? It’s probably Brian. It’s always Brian.”
  • “There’s no such thing as a ‘wardrobe malfunction.’ I prefer to call it a ‘party starter.'”
  • “A skirt length should be like a college essay — long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.”
  • “If you go to three or more bars in one night, you’re bar-hopping like some college slut. But you go to three or more bars in one night with a tiara, you’re a socialite!”

“The Exes” airs on TV Land Wednesday nights at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT. Tune in tonight for “Take the Job and Shove It,” where Phil and Holly make a pact to ask for a raise and Stuart dates a Brit with bad teeth (guest star Cat Deeley of “So You Think You Can Dance”).