It’s pretty much a foregone conclusion who is going home tonight in the “Big Brother 15” house — so much so that the house is uber-boring, so production had to give them cards and Jenga yesterday. Yikes.
However, not all is lost, hamsters. At 11 p.m. PT, Aaryn, GM and Judd are in the color block room and somehow Aaryn manages to segue GM talking the hand she hurt in a competition a few weeks back to talking about Chinese people doing her nails (using her patented “Asian” voice).
Aaryn: “You want crystal ball on your nail? You like cheerleader, you like model? Why you no have boyfriend? … Everywhere the Chinese people do the nails.”
GM: “Is that like a stereotype or do Chinese people just do good nails? … do Mexicans mow your lawn?”
Aaryn: “Gorillas mow my lawn. … Nevermind. That’s why people think I have issues because GinaMarie says stuff like this and I’m associated with it.”
No, Aaryn, honey, that is NOT the problem. We are pretty much salivating at the prospect of Julie Chen interviewing Aaryn tonight after she is evicted (and she will be).
We’re also starting to get a pretty good picture of why Aaryn is the way she is. She also said on the feeds last night that her dad is going to say she was evicted because nobody wanted to vote out “the queer.” This is the same dad who named the black llama Martin Luther King Jr.
Hate isn’t born, kiddos. It’s learned. PR expert, you’re up in five!
Meanwhile, Judd and Aaryn decided to make the most of her last night in the house. They make out about a quarter after 3 a.m. PT on the live feeds, if anyone cares to watch. Thank goodness she and Amanda did their anal bleaching at 11 p.m. (Seriously, they did and honestly, we can’t even believe that’s a thing.)
Anyway, so, yeah, that’s the “BB” house currently. The new HOH competition can’t get here fast enough, guys. Be sure to sign up for the live feeds to follow all the action once the new HOH is crowned.