Jimmy Fallon welcomed Lindsay Lohan Thursday (Sept. 26) on “Late Night” for a sketch where he and Lilo played teen girls hosting a show called “Ew” on Teen Nick. They were Sara (no H) and Stephanie, BFFFLFR — best friends forever for life for realsies.

They talk about the new “One Direction” movie — “It was pretty good, but I wish it had more Harry in it.” — and Miley Cyrus’ new video — “Ew. Twerking is so 2-0-1-3. Nowadays it’s all about scrumping.”

Stephanie also declares that Dustin Hoffman is not ew, but “cute” because she’s a teen and she loves him from “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.” Heh.