“The Late Show with David Letterman” had a funny bit Wednesday (Nov. 27), where they spoofed a Ken Burns documentary — this fake one is called “The Statement”– by having celebrities recite the crazy quotes that have been coming from “Rob Ford, the crack-lovin’ mayor of Toronto.”

Jonah Hill, Jennifer Lawrence, Vince Vaughn, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Martha Stewart (!) are the ones reciting all the crazy stuff about crack cocaine, alcohol, drunken stupors and eventually “running for prime minister” that Mayor Ford has been spouting these last few weeks.

It’s not quite “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” but it’ll do, Letterman.