File this under TMI: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the “Jersey Shore” party girl turned domesticated mom, has revealed while promoting her new book that she had so much unprotected sex that she thought she was infertile.
Polizzi’s new tell-all, “Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and All the Messy Milestones Along the Way,” chronicles her life transformation and comes out Tuesday, Dec. 31. According to US Weekly, she opens up about getting pregnant with now-fiance Jionni LaValle. “I’d never been pregnant before. I thought I was infertile,” she writes. “We had a lot of unprotected sex. Like, a lot.”
She also discusses how her feelings toward LaValle, a former one night stand at the “Jersey Shore” house in Seaside Heights, N.J., changed after their first hookup. “Not just a smash buddy. It’s more than that,” she writes. “Not just a boyfriend. He’s the sauce to my meatball. I simply couldn’t do better. Jionni was tan, sexy, good in the sack, and hysterical. I missed him when we were apart for a day. I craved him.”
Other anecdotes you can find in the book include a delightful story about breast milk leakage, drinking while breastfeeding (“My milk was so full of alcohol, I could have used it to start a bonfire in the yard. I could have cleaned the toilet with it,” the Daily Mail recounts), and making out with BFF and “Snooki and JWOWW” costar Jenni “JWOWW” Farley.