The main event of this week’s “Duck Dynasty” is that Uncle Si sees the guys watching a video of a guy riding a bike with a helmet cam and Si decides he should wear one and show everybody the world through his eyes.
Life of Si
Jase says, “No one wants to see the world through the eyes of Si Robertson,” but we beg to differ, dude. A kinda cuckoo 65-year-old who needs help recording something on the VCR? We absolutely want to see a day in the life of that man.
Si says he’s “part Six Million Dollar Man, part Robocop.” Or it’s like the crazy miner from a “Scooby-Doo” episode got himself a camera.
“I gotta tell the folks back home what’s goin’ on,” says Si, as they traipse out into the woods. “You realize that’s not hooked up to a satellite, nobody’s watchin’ that right now?” responds Jep. Tee hee.
The rest of the guys are going deer hunting, while Si just kind of wanders around and wants the fellas to talk to him like he’s Oprah. Si later says his movie is going to be called “For Your Eyes Only,” which he does not seem to know is a James Bond title. Oh, Silas.
Willie gets tickets to that weekend’s LSU game for him and the kids. He’s super pumped. The kids are … not as pumped. They are even less enthused when road work makes them really late, which causes Willie to take a “short cut.”
They don’t end up seeing any of the game, but they are able to listen to the fourth quarter on the radio while they eat some food on the side of the road. Aww. Bummer.
Best line: “You don’t like the ‘Golden Girls,’ I don’t like you.” — Jep, becoming our new favorite “Duck Dynasty” cast member. Dorothy + Stan 4EVA, Jep.