urx unit loader 'True Detective,' 'The Walking Dead,' 'New Girl' and more of TV's best lines from the week of March 2 9
best lines march 9 'True Detective,' 'The Walking Dead,' 'New Girl' and more of TV's best lines from the week of March 2 9

The long winter is almost through (finally!), and what better way to warm yourself up than with a hearty laugh? Check out these hilarious, deep, meaningful, inspiring, emotional lines from all the best TV from the week of March 2-9:

“The Walking Dead”

“You’ve got to stay who you are, not who you were.” – Beth to Daryl

“New Girl”

“I need a break from Snore-a Ephron over here.” – Jess about Nick

“When you’re naked you’re powerful and glorious. When you’re changing you’re hunched over like an animal.” – Nick

“True Detective”

Rust: “I hope that woman’s not right about that.”

Marty: “About what?”

Rust: “About death not being the end.”

“The Vampire Diaries”

“This has truly been the role of a lifetime.” – Katherine as she was about to die

“Person of Interest”

“I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘rad.'” – Finch to Casey

“Agents of SHIELD”

“So what about Tahiti?” – Fitz

“Turns out, not so magical.” – Coulson


“Someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.” – Hannah’s grandma Flo gives marriage advice

“Teen Wolf”

“I’m not going to be the first wolf to run from a fox.” – Derek

“I just found out you’re 900 years old. I don’t think I’m ever going to trust you again.” – Kira to her mother

“It wants irony. It wants to play a trick. It wants a joke. All we need to do is come up with a new punchline.” – Sheriff Stilinski

“The Blacklist”

“I told you that I was in love with her because that is exactly what I am supposed to be. That is my job.” – Tom


“I’ll plant a red fern for ya, jug.” – Archer

“Pretty Little Liars”

“Don’t get up, I don’t want to accidentally run into your mouth again.” – Hanna

“Trophy Wife”

“Can’t I take a moment, say my goodbyes?!” – “Bachelor” host Chris Harrison as Pete throws him out of the house


“I’ve waged a war against the food truck industry for the last year and a half.” – Lassiter

“Because the war on drugs, poverty and terror were too low-stakes for you?” – Gus

“House of Cards”

“When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.” – Frank

“Brooklyn Nine-Nine”

“I can TASTE my THOUGHTS.” – Boyle


“You cannot die until you have suffered the same way I have suffered. Until you have known complete despair. And you will — I promise.” – Slade Wilson

“The Big Bang Theory”

“If you weren’t my friend, there would be a hole in my life. Kind of like when ‘Firefly’ was canceled. But not as big.” – Sheldon to Howard, while terrified when their flight hits rough turbulence


“This is not about you. My whole life is not about you. I have goals, I have dreams!” – Olivia giving Fitz the dressing down he deserves

“Olivia, no matter what I went through back then, no matter what happened and why, when I was faced with the chance to cheat, I kept my knees together and said no. We are not the same.” – Mellie