Except that Jake is now a robot.
The episode did include Alan’s wedding to Gretchen — despite all of the lies to Larry, the two crazy kids decided to go for it. Unfortunately for Alan, Gretchen’s ex-husband showed up at the last minute and apologized for a laundry list of country music-inspired failings.
As Alan’s ex, Lyndsey, face-planted in the wedding cake, Gretchen left Alan at the altar.
Fortunately, Alan always has Walden there to take the place of any silly woman-type. And now Walden has a pet robot, referred to as both WALD-E and Jake throughout the episode. He’s the new half man. Is that what a robot amounts to?
According to “Two and a Half Men,” this is indeed the case. At least until Season 12 begins.