The #GreenLantern Oath as recited by #DonaldTrump, courtesy of the King of @kroq – Mister @RalphGarman! Come see me & Ralph do #HollywoodBabbleOn at the world famous @hollywoodimprov THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! (Link to tix in my bio.) #KevinSmith #ralphgarman #BabbleOn #Babble #Melrose #Garmy #garmystrong
It’s no secret that Donald Trump is currently in the middle of the world’s longest job interview, quite possibly four months away from becoming President of the United States. But a successful business man like The Donald didn’t get this far without knowing that you always have a back-up plan, so how does this title sound: Donald Trump … superhero?
That’s the thinking behind a hilarious new video featuring comedian Ralph Garman, who not only does a spot-on Trump impersonation but is also an unabashedly proud nerd. Posted by filmmaker Kevin Smith — who co-hosts the podcast “Hollywood Babble On” with Garman — the video imagines Trump taking the iconic Green Lantern oath.
Close your eyes, click “play” and you can imagine an orange skinned, green-suited hero holding a lantern and repeating in earnest: “In brightest day … nobody knows bright days like I do; I’ve had the brightest days out of anyone, ever.”
Leaving the whole “blackest day” thing out of it, Garman imagines Trump as a hero whose bragging would be the only thing more forceful than his super-powered ring. Hey, he couldn’t be any worse than Ryan Reynolds, right?
To hear the rest of Garman’s impressive impressions, be sure to subscribe to “Hollywood BabbleOn,” or even attend a taping if you’re in the LA area. Every episode is guaranteed to be yuge.