The 85th Academy Awards got off to a funny start. While delivering his opening monologue, Seth MacFarlane got a special visit from Captain James Kirk, with William Shatner reprising the role, warning him he was going to ruin the Oscars.
That, of course, lead to MacFarlane singing a song. Unlike the year-in-review song they’ve done way too many times, MacFarlane sang a tribute to famous actresses and their boobs. In “We Saw Your Boobs,” MacFarlane listed off a bunch of Hollywood’s top actresses, along with the movies they’ve appeared in topless.
The actresses named included Meryl Streep, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, and Anne Hathaway. Kate Winslet had the biggest portion of the song, as she has appeared topless quite a few times, and MacFarlane took the opportunity to name just about every movie of hers he could.
The star of the bit was, though, was Jennifer Lawrence. When MacFarlane lamented that we haven’t seen her boobs at all, the camera cut to the actress fist-pumping in celebration.
The performance concluded with the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles repeatedly singing “We Saw Your Boobs,” while MacFarlane saluted the crowd. Not a bad way to kick off the Oscars.