Contrary to what the “Baywatch” theme song would have you believe, David Hasselhoff will not be there. A&E removed his freshman reality series, “The Hasselhoffs,” from its schedule after just two episodes.
Vulture reports that while A&E is declining from going so far as to refer to the show as “canceled,” it also won’t be airing any further episodes on television — so you can put two and two together.
“The Hasselhoffs,” a fly-on-the-wall look at Hasselhoff, his two daughters and their dog, aired two back-to-back episodes on Sunday, Dec. 5. The first half-hour episode averaged 718,000 viewers, with the second only managing to bring in 505,000 viewers. Ouch.
To give you an idea just how depressingly bad this news must be for the Hoff, this decision came down by the same network currently airing its fifth season of “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels.”