charlie sheen getty Charlie Sheen's teeth are solid gold and don't you forget itLook, if you’re going to wring all you can out of your brush with fame you better be ready to sing for your supper and give up some bizarre personal details.

Kacey Jordan — the porn actress whose biggest claim to fame prior to partying with Charlie Sheen right before he landed in a hospital last week was sleeping with Britney Spears‘ ex, Kevin Federline — told Howard Stern this week that Charlie Sheen’s lifestyle has taken a toll on his dental work and that most of his teeth are gold.

According to Kacey, the “Two and a Half Men” covers this up for work with some sort of veneer mouthpiece.

Trusty TMZ got their hands on a a picture taken during Sheen’s 36 hours of fun and it does indeed appear that his teeth are far from picture perfect. Ouch. Dental work has come a long way Charlie. At least spring for the porcelain.