You’ve probably been waiting for this news and you didn’t even know it: Chuck Norris has announced his endorsement in the GOP primaries.
The “Walker, Texas Ranger” star writes on the conservative website World Net Daily that he’s supporting Newt Gingrich‘s campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.
“We believe Newt’s experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days,” Norris writes. “And he is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine.”
In our opinion, every celebrity endorsement should contain a “Survivor” reference.
Gingrich responded in the most amazing way possible. The candidate wrote on his Twitter, “Honored to have Chuck Norris’ endorsement. He will make an excellent Secretary of Attack.”
Can that please be a real thing? Because we all know that regardless of who wins the election, Norris gets that gig in a heartbeat.
And now, because we can’t write a post about Chuck Norris without a fun Chuck Norris fact, here you go: Voldemort calls Chuck Norris “You Know Who.”