While you may take issue with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s assertion that World Cup soccer is boring, his latest attack on unsuspecting people for “Conan” is nonetheless very funny.
Triumph headed to Queens on the first weekend of the World Cup to mingle with fans of Colombia, Greece and Uruguay, getting in well-placed jabs at all three groups. The best is probably when he asks a handful of Greece fans “So, which diner do you work at?” and at least two of them actually do.
Just be careful what you say about Uruguay, Triumph. You might get bitten.