“This is a message for Emma Stone. Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. And we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We would laugh all day long and go camping, play Yahtzee, tell ghost stories by the fire.
And the sex? [trails off]
And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging I can find so far.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you’re very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, and most of all I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.
[mouths] I love you.”
You can never really tell with Jim Carrey – has he really turned into some kind of creeper, posting declarations of love on the internet to a girl young enough to be his daughter? Or is he just messing with a fellow comedic actor? Or is he expressing true feelings for Emma, but he’s doing it in his signature off-the-wall way?
Between things like his hippie MTV awards outfit (“more Foghat!”) and his antics at the Guys’ Choice Awards, we’re really are not sure. But we do have to agree – Emma Stone rules.