As we wrote Monday (May 2), we’d watch “Fondue for Two” — Brittany’s (Heather Morris) web show — for hours on end. It’s just that fascinating. And it provided us all with a timely reminder of just how awesome Morris is at playing a loveable dolt.
In “Rumours,” Brittany showcased her world-class idiocy via webcam when she inadvertently (at least we think it was inadvertent) outed Santana (Naya Rivera) as “playing for the other team.” She also denied cheating on Artie (Kevin McHale) with Santana, saying, “Isn’t cheating, just friends talking with their tongues super-close.” She got that from Santana, but we had a feeling she totally believed it.
Still Brittany’s best lines of the night were in fact encapsulated in her fabulous Web show.
Our favorite quote had absolutely nothing to do with the show’s plot, but we’ll share anyway:
“Just because we’re doing this interview doesn’t mean I’m not mad at you. Cuz I know you started smoking again.”
That’s Brittany talking to her cat, Lord Tubbington.