There is currently a movement started by Brit-Brit’s manager Adam Leber, to get an all-Britney Spears “Glee” episode. Zap2it thinks that’s great, but there are some other artists out there who are also deserving of the Madonna treatment.
Mariah Carey: Lea Michele in pig tails, on
skates, in a cheesy Mariah-inspired butterfly tank belting out a buffet
of Mimi classics. Can you just picture it now? Rachel Berry skating
through the halls of McKinley High singing a Mimi mashup of “Fantasy,”
“Heartbreaker,” and “Dreamlover.” And since it’s a Ryan Murphy
brainchild after all, then let’s throw in some lambs crossing Rach’s
path for physical comedy effect. (Sidenote: To clarify, there’s no
modernization with roller blades, we’re talking four-wheeler
Xanadu-style for Berry).
Dolly Parton: You could easily score an entire season of “Glee” with Dolly songs, but
there is one number we really, really want to see. It’s about time for
Terri to deliver a number, and what better one to deliver towards that
temptress Emma Pillsbury than “Jolene”?
Heart: We already heard just a snippet of “Alone” from
Mr. Schu and Kristin Chenoweth’s April Rhodes, but we’d like to hear
Lea’s Rachel telling Finn (or Jesse) how she wants to get him “Alone”
(and this time we want the whole song). Amber’s Mercedes would rock out
on “Crazy On You” and Quinn could probably make “Barracuda” pretty sexy.
As for the guys … well, since Emma Pillsbury won’t cash in her V
card, Mr. Schu could try his hand at “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to
You.” And maybe Terri Schuester could finally get a song as she asks
Will, “Who Will You Run To?”
U2: The on-your-feet anthem “Vertigo” would be a great addition to Vocal
Adrenaline’s arsenal, with Jesse St. James wailing “Hello, hello …”;
“With or Without You” is a natural for an aching, longing duet between
Rachel and Finn, Puck and Quinn — heck, pick your star-crossed couple.
Mercedes could own the Mary J. Blige version of “One,” and we could see
Mr. Schue singing an urgent version of “Two Hearts Beat as One” to Emma.
And, going way back into the catalog, an episode-wrapping,
we’re-all-in-this-together cover of “I Will Follow” by New Directions
would be awesome.
To see the rest of our 15 Artists Zap2it Thinks Should Get the Madonna Treatment, check out our photo gallery.
And don’t worry — we didn’t forget Lady Gaga. Zap2it is very pro-Gaga. She’s a bit too new to have her own “Glee” episode yet, but we think the Season 4 premiere episode has Lady Gaga written all over it.
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