As “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” comes to the end of its second season, the commitment ceremony between Mama June and Sugar Bear is approaching. It’s a stressful event. June is so stressed, in fact, that she has taken to pooping.
She is pooping a lot, as it turns out.
The video explains things far more clearly than an article can. You should watch that. If you don’t have the stomach for poop footage, however, here is the gist of it all:
Because of her stress leading up to the commitment ceremony, June is spending a lot of time in the bathroom. Fortunately, the porta-potties for the party have arrived. They look quite nice — and very, very pink. Good portable toilets are really quite great. Most don’t spring for the money though.
Baby Kaitlyn, alas, didn’t make it out of the bathroom on time. Brave mommy Anna had to brave whatever was happening in there to save the child.
In the end, of course, it’s all about love — Sugar Bear doesn’t care about how much or how often his wife has to poop. That’s how you know it’s real, people!
It’s young Alanna who sums it all up best: “I don’t poop when I get nervous, but my mama does!”
This episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” airs Wednesday, Sept. 4 at 9 p.m.