In a New Year’s sneak peek of the first episode of “Jersey Shore” Season 2.5 back in Seaside Heights, MTV gives us a taste of what to expect from the new guidette, Deena Cortese, when the show returns on Thursday, Jan. 6 at 10 p.m. ET.
After watching the clip, we’re presented with lots of Deena drama. In the roughly 10-minute preview, Deena introduces Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to her “nana” (Hint: Her grandmother doesn’t visit), and then picks up where the gals left off in Miami – hating on Sammi Giancola.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says that she’s “another Snooki” (there goes the theory of natural selection) and Sammi agrees. “She looks like four-feet tall, short little meatball,” Sammi says. “Exactly like Snooki.”
Others in the house tried to explain the phenomenon that is
Diana Deeana Deena, as well, with mixed results:
Ronnie Magro dubs her a “gremlin lookalike” and “stupid.” Sammi also calls her a “dirty chihuahua.”
The Situation, whose grenade radar is always on the fritz, calls her “a blast and a holiday,” “awkwardly cute,” and then refers to her as “it” when he says, “it looks like a good time.”
What’s your take on what’s her name, the new roommate?