Two major things happened to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the “Jersey Shore” boardwalk on Monday’s (Jan. 17) special airing of the episode.
First, Sammi Giancola forgave her for “anonymous letter-gate” from Miami when Snooks and Jenni “J-Woww” Farley wrote a letter about Ronnie Magro’s late night debauchery in the clubs.
We hoped this would come and it took a while but finally Sammi realized the girls did it, because they were looking out for her. Sammi then decided to apologize to the new girl, Deena Cortese, for treating her like a trash bag her first night. J-Woww will be another story and we’re not sure Sammi and her will ever be okay, but we’re glad Sammi saw the light and finally squashed it with Snooki and Deena. Now, how long will she stay with Ronnie (we’re acting like they didn’t just break up, hello)? He has been on his best behavior since Miami, so should she forgive him and forget it?
Later, Snooki, who was supposed to be working, broke out and started having some drinks. If J-Woww and Deena didn’t show up to the bar, she may have gone home with some old couple and been part of a geriatric three-way smush. Ew.
Then, suddenly Snooki was off and running toward the beach. And, wow, that meatball can run. Once there, she was acting the fool and falling over herself in the sand. She couldn’t stand up and needless to say the police saw her. Things could have ended with them just escorting her off the beach, but then she had to mouth off. So, what does the po-po do? They arrest her for public drunkenness and disturbing the peace. Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Don’t you love that J-Woww called Snooki’s dad before he heard it from the gossip columnists? Do you think Snooki should have been arrested?
Yo, you’ve never seen someone pee behind a bar before? Turn around!
“Seabiscuit” – Snooki’s nickname for Vinny Guadagnino’s penis.
“Deena likes to call herself a ‘Holiday,’ I call her ‘The Holiday Inn.'” – Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
“If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn’t law school, it’s a t-shirt shop.” – Snooki