A water balloon fight isn’t the worst way for us to forever remember “Jersey Shore.”
That’s how Season 5 of the MTV “reality” show ended after a mostly uneventful hour filled with each shore house denizen doing their usual thing — Snooki drinking, Deena merping, Jenni busting out all over, Sammi and Ronnie doing the boring thing, etc. — the point is that there is nothing left for these people to do.
Pauly, J-WOWW and Snooki have already moved on. On March 29, “The Pauly D Project” launches and we’ll see him in an entirely new situation — one with no Situation, thankfully. And J-WOWW and Snooki, too, are busy filming their own spinoff though that may actually be spinning out of control or spinning it’s wheels since Snooki’s surprise pregnancy probably puts the brakes on the whole “J-WOWW and Snooki drink their way through another New Jersey locale” premise.
Vinny, too, could perhaps transition into his own show. Taking a cue from the finale, maybe he could do his own version of “Rock of Love” — but one in which he tries to take lesbians and (to quote the man himself) “give these girls one last hurrah of their life so they might switch back.”
Deena, too, may be exploring other venues for her Jersey Turnpiking — in September she’ll be the featured guest on a “Jersey Shore” themed cruise where she’ll likely have many more opportunities to show off her talent for holding a plastic drink cup securely between her breasts.
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