Boston and New York are cities that have been known to feud for years, but Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, both of whom have their shows based out of New York, put those petty differences aside to send their love and support for those affected by the attack at the Boston Marathon.
Since both late night talk show hosts were off on Monday, they spoke about the accident during their Tuesday episodes. Below is the transcript from Stewart’s opening.
“Once again, having to start under horrific events here in this country. I really hate the fact that I can cross-reference my thoughts to so many other events that have occurred over the years of a similar ilk, so I’m not going to. I’m just going to say this to Boston: Thank you. Thank you for once again, in the face of gross inhumanity, inspiring and solidifying my belief in humanity and the people of this country. So thank you for everything you’ve done.
“It’s quite a little city you’ve got going on up there. And New Yorkers and Boston obviously have kind of a little bit of a competition. Often, the two cities accusing each other of various levels of suckitude, but it is in situations like this that we realize it is clearly a sibling rivalry, and that we are your brothers and sisters in this type of event. As a city that knows the feeling of confusion, anger and grief, and chaos that comes with these events, I can tell you from personal experience: You’ve got a hell of a city going on, and you’ve done an incredible job in the face of all this. Thank you.”
Colbert took a slightly more comedic slant on the attack, but only did so to emphasize the strength that Boston has shown as a city over the years. Here is his opening monologue:
“Tonight — look, before we begin, I just want to take a moment to talk about the attack in Boston yesterday. Obviously, our thoughts and our prayers are with everybody there. And as the president said, we don’t know who did this, but they will be found, and they will be brought to justice. But whoever did this obviously did not know s**t about the people of Boston. Because nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them. For Pete’s sake, Boston was founded by the Pilgrims — a people so tough they had to buckle their god**n hats on. It is the cradle of the American revolution. A city that withstood an 86-year losing streak. A city that made it through the Big Dig, a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years — I mean, there are commuters just getting home now. Even their bands are tough. It’s the hometown of Aerosmith, who are, in their fifth decade, still going strong. Even Steven Tyler looks fantastic, for a 73-year-old woman!
“But here is what these cowards really don’t get. They attacked the Boston Marathon. An event celebrating people who run 26 miles on their day off until their nipples are raw — for fun. And they have been holding it in Boston since 1897. And do you know how tough you have to be to run in a whalebone corset? And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So here’s what I know. These maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do is show just how good those people are.”
These two weren’t the only New Yorkers putting aside feuds for the sake of solidarity. The New York Yankees tweeted to their longtime rivals the Boston Red Sox on April 16, “Our thoughts are with the Boston community. Tonight there will be a special moment of silence & Fenway favorite Sweet Caroline @ end of 3rd.” The Sox responded, “Thank you! We appreciate your support.”
[via USA Today]