Social media is essentially there to make your life look as perfect as possible via elaborately staged pictures and flattering angles, so you probably shouldn’t be surprised that Kris Jenner‘s latest Instagram photo will make you seethe with jealousy. But here it is anyway.
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas,” wrote the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star next to a photo of her impressively decorated, absolutely gigantic Christmas tree. (In case you want update on the divorce drama, she @-tagged all her kids, but not estranged husband Bruce Jenner. Scandal!)
There are a lot of things to be jealous about here, though: For starters, the gigantic freaking tree. That two-story thing wouldn’t fit inside my living room even on its side — I’m pretty sure there isn’t enough square footage for that. But second: the fact that she lives in a house with such a grand staircase (which you’ve seen plenty on TV, but it’s still pretty impressive. Third: you know she didn’t have to do any of that by herself — pick the tree, transport it, set it up, and get lights on that thing — heck, even making sure you didn’t have any blown fuses on the multiple light strings you’d need is work enough.
In conclusion, you might as well give up. What’s the point of it all anyway?