While “Machete Kills” may have a plot, it’s not necessarily needed. It’s appreciated sure, but there’s really only one reason people will go see this movie, because of how ridiculous it looks. A new poster and some stills from the movie prove that exact point. Who isn’t ready to see Charlie Sheen as President of the United States?
The final poster for the movie, care of Fandango, is the most epic one yet, tying together all of the important characters in the movie in one glorious collage that should be framed and hung on a wall somewhere, maybe the Smithsonian. Then there’s the stills, which show a gun-toting Amber Heard, President Sheen and his head of security Jesse James and Mel Gibson with a human heart in a jar. Really, he has a heart in a jar. If that doesn’t sell 20,000 tickets, there’s something strange going on.
Take a look at the photos below. Are you ready for “Machete Kills”? If not, you’d better get ready, because it’s in theaters October 4.