urx unit loader 'Mad Men,' 'Parks and Recreation' and more of TV's best lines from the week of April 21 27
mad men good wife parks and rec legit best lines 'Mad Men,' 'Parks and Recreation' and more of TV's best lines from the week of April 21 27From a mysterious “Mad Men” to the “Parks and Recreation” season finale, a lot went down on television in the week ending April 27. Here are some of the best lines from those eventful episodes.

“The Big Bang Theory”

Penny: “We’re about to shoot this scene in the movie where the serial killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body, but I realize they’re gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage. So I ask the director why and he says it’s important to the story that my boobs be the last thing to turn ape.”
Leonard: “[Pause] It’s sweet that he thinks there’s a story.”

Howard: “Lemme get this straight — so he kills this girl’s father, cuts off the guy’s face and is wearing it as a mask while he makes out with her?”
Raj: “I’m just gonna say it: That’s not OK. … Why can’t I be in a relationship with a girl who likes ‘The Sound of Music.'”
Howard: “Raj, you are the girl in the relationship who likes ‘The Sound of Music.'”

“Parks and Recreation”

Andy: “Whoa — Alcatraz. I can’t believe Michael Bay spent a billion of his own dollars to build that for ‘The Rock.'”
Ben: “I can’t believe you were able to recite that entire movie from memory on the plane ride.”
Andy: “You weren’t trying to sleep, were you? I couldn’t tell ’cause you had that mask thing over your eyes.”

Ben: “Every time someone clicks through a slideshow of American Music Awards red carpet side-boob fails, they’ll say, ‘Thank you, Ben.'”

Leslie: “I’m crying out of happiness and sadness and gratitude and because I’m carrying triplets and a fifth reason I can’t think of.”

Ron: “Playing music is something I like to keep private — like my family, my conversations and my whereabouts at all times.”

Tammy 2: “Just trolling for some daddy. Oh, wait — I pronounced that wrong. Trolling for some dad D.”

“The Good Wife”

Louis Canning: “I may be a scumbag, but hey — I’m your scumbag.”


Angela: “There was literally like 17, 18 guys who could have played Chandler on ‘Friends,’ right? But Matthew Perry, he did something that none of the others did.
Jim: “Licked your p****?”
Angela: “Like a champ.”


Postal worker: “This is highly irregular.”
Lorne Malvo: “No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.”

“The Blacklist”

Red: “Ah, calculus. I can’t even think about derivatives without thinking about that tutor in Manor Hall, Cindy something or other. Never wore a brassiere, always a bounce in her step.”

“Mad Men”

Sally, to Don: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I love you.”

Sally Draper: “I’d stay here ’til 1975 if I could get Betty in the ground.”

“Agents of SHIELD”

Coulson: “I don’t know if it’s wise, but it’s right.”

Simmons, on the one object she would take with her to a deserted island: “Let me think — the TARDIS.”

Coulson: “Nothing good ever happens when you’re working with something called ‘Darkforce.'”

Ward, on Triplett: “I think the guy’s OK.”
Fitz: “I know, it’s terrible. He’s a horrible person.”

“Game of Thrones”

Tyrion, to Pod: “[Cersei] is the only one I’m certain had nothing to do with this murder, which makes it unique as King’s Landing murders go.”

Jaime, to Cersei: “You’re a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?”

The Hound, to Arya: “I just understand the way things are. How many Starks to they have to behead before you figure that out?”