mistresses season 2 cast photo 'Mistresses' Season 2 premiere haikus: Where is everyone when we return?“Mistresses” is back on ABC with all the soapy goodness we know and love from last summer. This year, follow along with Zap2it‘s weekly check-in with the four ladies — in haiku format.


New gay BFF
Rediscovers her passion
Sexy artist, rowr


Sexy time with Dom
Lost Harry and the baby
Toni is trouble


Sam Grey is dead, sad
Got a new patient to see
Please no sex this time


She’s finding herself
Works as a party planner
Don’t sleep with Harry

What did you think of the “Mistresses” Season 2 premiere?