The season finale of “Modern Family” is called “Baby on Board,” and the A-story brings Mitchell and Cam’s (Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet) fitful, season-long endeavor to adopt another baby to a conclusion.

But we’re kind of more interested in the fact that Claire (Julie Bowen) is likely to drop dead from a heart attack when she hears Haley’s (Sarah Hyland) plans for the future, which she lays out in the video above. (Plus, the clip also features Phil (Ty Burrell) dancing.)

We’re speaking figuratively — it’s a comedy, after all, so suddenly killing a main character is probably not in the cards. But Bowen is often at her best when Claire is trying hardest to contain her judginess, and we suspect there will be a lot of that happening when Haley tells her parents she wants to move in with Dylan (Reid Ewing) after she graduates from high school.

Mitchell and Cam’s story, meanwhile, will involve Gloria (Sofia Vergara) acting as their translator when they get close to finalizing an adoption, which leaves Jay (Ed O’Neill) and Manny (Rico Rodriguez) in charge of Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) for the day.

The “Modern Family” finale airs at 9 p.m. ET Wednesday (May 23) on ABC. Which storyline are you most looking forward to seeing?