Note: If you’ve never seen “Sixteen Candles,” a) what’s wrong with you, and b) you might want to get on that before watching this episode.
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2. Nick is a guy who has a soft pretzel in his bed. Keep that in mind as you observe what he prepares for a “romantic” breakfast.
3. Schmidt’s college — and recently rediscovered — girlfriend Elizabeth (Merritt Wever) has thin walls in her bedroom and a neighbor who likes to complain about noise issues.
4. Jess has a chance at a new teaching job. She just has to survive some crazy kids, a crazier day and the slowest-speaking school principal in existence to get it.
5. Never fall asleep on a recently applied henna tattoo. It’s not pretty.
“Winston’s Birthday” airs Tuesday, May 7 at 9pm on FOX.