1. Nick and Jess booked a cruise while they were still dating. Cruises are non-refundable, but they do allow you to pack in as many of your friends as you want.
2. Coach is afraid of boats. This makes him need a hug.
3. Many people tickle Schmidt. This is done in the name of boat safety or something like that.
4. Winston has never watched “Veep,” since he thinks that the president and vice president of the United States are best friends.
5. Romantic activities offered by this cruise include making towel animals. Because what is more romantic than towel animals?
The “New Girl” Season 3 finale, “Cruise,” airs Tuesday at 9 p.m. ET/PT on FOX.