So much Kardashian news today. It’s almost like they planned it that way.
According to ET, the couple will be getting hitched, despite Kourtney’s much-televised reluctance to marry Scott, and despite the fact that they prefer to sleep in separate bedrooms even when sharing a hotel suite. (Yes, we watched the premiere of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” We can’t imagine what took Kourtney so long to agree to marry him. He seems like such a stand-up guy.)
“Sources say the wedding will be the complete antithesis of sister Kim’s
lavish affair and that it will be low key, just family,” they report, much to the relief of everyone who has ever had to cover entertainment news. “There are
whispers that it will take place at the Kardashian family home. No word
yet on whether the nuptials will be televised.”
If there’s anything we know about Kardashians, though, it’s that they always have a price. We’d bet on a wedding special and a potential spin-off. Or two.