Ryan Gosling announced last week that he’s taking a break from acting. Cue the wailing and gnashing of teeth from women (and probably a lot of men) all over the country. The streets were flooded with tears from NYC to San Fran.
But now U.K. movie site Blinkbox has decided to launch the Ryan Gosling helpline, to help you through the … Riatus. Thank you, thank you, we’re here all week.
When you call the Gosline, you hear his speech from “The Notebook”:
So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me every day.
But be warned — 07857 238825 is a U.K. telephone number, so do not just go dialing it up all willy-nilly. It will cost a fortune. Maybe just try renting one of his 20 or so movies. Or enjoy his stint on SNICK staple “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”