Emmy Rossum is the star of what we believe will be Showtime’s next hit, “Shameless.” She plays Fiona, who takes care of her five rambunctious siblings while her dad (played by “Fargo’s” William H. Macy) gets drunk.
The actress is good at a few things other than dark comedies. She sings (remember her from the 2004 film, “Phantom of the Opera”?). And she looks really good in lingerie. But in the video below, she tells Esquire magazine a dirty joke and we’ll let you be the judge of whether she’s good at that.
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she’s tired and wants to go to sleep.
He says, “Oh, come on, can’t we just do it one more time?”
And she says, “Look, I’ve got to get up in the morning — you don’t!”
Did we mention she looks good in lingerie?