“The Talk’s” Sharon Osbourne was on “Watch What Happens Live” Thursday (Dec. 12) and frankly, we don’t know why that show doesn’t have her on every couple of weeks because you get a drink in her hand and she just starts lettin’ it rip.
During Plead the Fifth, where a guest is asked three questions and can only plead the Fifth on one of them, host Andy Cohen asked Osbourne how Jay Leno was in the sack on a scale of 1 to 10.
Osbourne seemingly holds up one finger (while she takes a drink, so perhaps she really did mean, “Just a moment”) and then says, “It honestly was so long ago, I can’t remember. It was so long ago. … Fiddly diddly, the old meat and veg were out.”
That’s … a lovely image.
Then Cohen asks Osbourne which bands were the worst to tour with back in the day when she was out on the road with her husband Ozzy. Osbourne says, “Oh my goodness me, there were a couple. Iron Maiden and Limp Bizkit. Hideous little people.”
When asked what was wrong with Limp Bizkit, Osbourne says, “Awful egos, like grown out of all proportion. I’m like, ‘Look love, you’ve only had one record. Stop it. Call me on your tenth.'”
She continues, “And that awful Iron Maiden, English old metal s***.”
She pleads the Fifth to the question of, gun to her head, which “Talk” member would she swap out for which “View” member if she absolutely had to.
Then later, Cohen lets Osbourne choose the Jackhole of the Day — she picks Kanye West. Why?
“Because he is a jackhole. That’s it. He’s his biggest fan, himself. I just think he’s not well, bless him. I really do, I honestly think he’s bonkers,” says Osbourne.