teen mom amber portwood 'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood avoids prison for drug test violationOh, “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood, urine trouble! (Get it?! You’re in … urine … no?) Well, sort of.

According to TMZ, Portwood, who failed to take a drug test Monday (March 5) — a daily requirement for the reality star to avoid a five-year prison sentence for a December drug arrest — won’t be serving any time for the missed test, a judge decided Thursday. Apparently, she didn’t refuse the test or come up positive for drugs — she just didn’t have to go, which unfortunately for her counts as a failed test. So the judge is making Portwood submit to another 30 days of drug testing.

Portwood, 21, tells E! News, “I would be in jail if I skipped. Honestly, I don’t give a s— what people are saying … I’m doing what I have to do … they are not a concern of mine.”  

She also reportedly skipped an AA meeting recently — another stipulation of her probation — for which she’ll have to re-read the drug court handbook and write a report on her responsibilities as a drug court participant, reports TMZ.

Portwood better mind her pees and q’s. (Sorry.)