Along with the cast photos always come some biographical tidbits and we weeded through all of the bios to come up with the best gems for you, “Bachelorette” fans.
Bradley (above, pink shirt): A dealbreaker for him with relationships is someone who is “recently divorced with children.” He’s also an opera singer.
Chris (above, plaid shirt): Who knew Iowa farmers looked like that? (And I say this as a dyed-in-the-wool Hawkeye, don’t email me).
Brett (above, with the beard): This guy’s occupation is “hairstylist,” which really makes us wonder what the little whispies are about sticking out from behind his neck. It makes him look like he has a mullet.
Brian: Favorite movie is “The Notebook” and favorite author is John Grisham, so are they handing out roses for “bad taste”?
Cody (above, yellow shirt): A personal trainer who looks like that and is named Cody? Did they borrow him from a FOX sitcom? And also, when asked if he has any tattoos, Cody writes, “You don’t put bumper stickers on a Mercedes =).” Indeed, Cody.
Craig: Worst date memory is puking on her. Fingers crossed he’s referring to the opening night “Bachelorette” cocktail party, amirite?
Emil: Preferred type of dancing is “twerking!”
Jason: Favorite movies are “Top Gun,” “Back to the Future” and “The Great Outdoors,” so he’s obviously a keeper (no sarcasm). He’s also a doctor, as opposed to …
JJ (at right, so you can see his entire outfit): Lists his job as “pantsapreneur.” No. Just no.
In case you’re curious, the full cast list is below. “The Bachelorette” premieres Monday, May 19 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT before moving to its regular time period of 8 p.m. ET/PT on Monday, May 26, on ABC.
Andrew, 30, a social media marketer from Culver City, CA
Bradley, 32, an opera singer from Holland, MI
Brett, 29, a hairstylist from Westminster, PA
Brian, 27, a basketball coach from Camp Hill, PA
Carl, 30, a firefighter from Fort Lauderdale, FL
Chris, 32, a farmer from Arlington, IA
Cody, 28, a personal trainer from Chicago, IL
Craig, 29, a tax accountant from Denver, CO
Dylan, 26, an accountant from Boston, MA
Emil, 33, a helicopter pilot from Costa Mesa, CA
Eric, 31, an explorer from Citrus Heights, CA
Jason, 35, an urgent care physician from Sturgeon Bay, WI
J J, 30, a pantsapreneur from San Francisco, CA
Josh B., 29, a telecommunication marketer from Denver, CO
Josh M., 29, a former professional baseball player from Atlanta, GA
Marcus, 25, a sports medicine manager from Dallas, TX
Marquel, 26, a sponsorship salesman from Las Vegas, NV
Mike, 29, a bartender from Alta, UT
Nick S., 27, a professional golfer from Kissimmee, FL
Nick V., 33, a software sales executive from Chicago, IL
Patrick, 29, an advertising executive from Newport Beach, CA
Ron, 28, a beverage sales manager from Memphis, TN
Rudie, 31, an attorney from Long Beach, CA
Steven, 30, a snowboard product developer from Encinitas, CA
Tasos, 30, a wedding event coordinator from Denver, CO