It seems wildly unfair that Christoph Waltz
existed for 52 years before we ever knew about him. The “Inglourious Basterds” Oscar-winner is a remarkably good actor — and, apparently, the ideal talk show guest.
On the April 21 episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Waltz (promoting “Water For Elephants”) shared his fake audition reel for a judges’ seat on “American Idol.” He didn’t agree with the other panelists’ overly positive critiques, so he had one of them (and fallen Stefano Langone) executed by a firing squad.
… All while gingerly sipping a cartoonishly large mug of hot cocoa: