'90210' recap: Hell to the Na'vi
After last week's little game of show-and-tell, Liam plays right into Scuzzin' Emily's hand by telling Annie they should take a break, so Scuzzin' swoops in and invites Liam for a coffee date to "talk" through his broken heart on the very night that Annie extends the olive branch. After Liam and Emily's date, she invites him inside because the rest of the Wilsons are at a movie, and she wants to ravage him. He says with some surprise that she's not the innocent bumpkin all the others think she is. Angered that others are talking trash about her, Emily goes down the list of each of Annie's friends as she walks inside, listing her various grievances. After she finishes, the lights turn on to reveal Annie has thrown a surprise birthday party for Emily and invited all her so-called friends. Served! And by Liam and Annie, no less. It's a shame so ineffable that Emily decides living with her grandmother in Arkansas is a more appealing fate than staying in the Bev Niner.
Also buying a one-way ticket on the Bitter Bitch Express is AAdrianna. She decides to shame the hell out of Silver by claiming she found evidence that long-lost Lilah was the girl with whom Navid cheated. When AAdrianna threatens to text a picture of Lilah showering to everyone at West Bev, Silver finally comes clean. Unfortunately, she also got clean in the girls locker room earlier that day, and AAdrianna still exacts her harsh revenge by texting a nudie pic of Silver to the entire student population anyway. Meh, nothing they haven't seen before.