'Agents of SHIELD', 'Sons of Anarchy' and more of the best lines on TV this week

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Another week of TV has gone by, and with it is a long list of memorable quote from some of our favorite personalities and characters. From "Agents of SHIELD" and "Sons of Anarchy" to "MasterChef Junior," Zap2it has collected the best dialogue from the week of October 6 through October 12.

Warning: The following contains spoilers.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, me and Michael Jackson were the same size." - CeeLo Green, joking about his "Thriller" red leather jacket, on "The Voice"

"She probably just used her, uh, her boobs." - Fitz on how Skye infiltrated the enemy on "Agents of SHIELD"

"It's called adultery." - Christy on "Mom"
"Why do you have to make it sound so dirty?" - Gabrie
"I'm sorry -- unicorns, rainbows, you're cheating on your wife ..." - Christy

"Do you trust me, Jackie? Do you trust any of us? Cause it's not just your club." - Chibs on "Sons of Anarchy"
"It might not be anyone's club for much longer" - Jax

"You know when your brother needs you? When he needs a kidney or a lung! Not when he has the opportunity to win $100,000. Every one of those girls over there would give up their right arm to stay in this competition one more week. You're gonna stand on this stage and waste my time?!" -- Abby Lee Miller, when Travis tries to leave with his twin brother Tyler on "Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition"

"I set up a profile for a fake girl named Courtney Winters, who supposedly lives one town over, and then I made sure she got really popular and now I use her to spy on our children. ... Relax, it's just some light catfishing." -- Diane on  "Trophy Wife"

"The world's not gonna miss a bunch of a**holes in Ed Hardy t-shirts." - Fiona on "American Horror Story: Coven"

"How presidential are my balls now, Cy?" - President Grant to Cyrus on "Scandal"

"You could probably curl up in one of the drawers and take a nap." -- Susan to Mike, about her new desk on "The Michael J. Fox Show"

"Whip like a man, Gavin!" - 9-year-old Sarah during a whipped cream competition on "MasterChef Junior"

Photo/Video credit: FX
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