Bad Lip Reading has offered up some hilarious parodies and skewering of pop culture phenomenons like “Game of Thrones” and the NFL, so it’s only fitting that it take on “American Idol” next — or as the video calls it, “Sing-Song Contest of America.”

“There’s a choo-choo and I tickle the florist. You know how there’s like a trail of corn? You don’t really want a robot on a train,” says judge Keith Urban, which is at least as coherent as some of the things Paula Abdul said back in the day.

“Hey you look nice, as if you could cook Italian gravy,” sings Alex Preston, “Whoa and that wouldn’t be too cool if you bought me a fancy farmer’s hat.”