Brandi Glanville charges vaginoplasty to Eddie Cibrian's card after LeAnn Rimes affair
The reality star made famous by her husband Eddie Cibrian's affair with his Lifetime movie co-star (and now wife) LeAnn Rimes, is basically exacting her revenge by way of memoir. Judging by the excerpts Life & Style got a hold of, Glanville is still obsessed with hurting Rimes, as she describes in far-too-gory detail having sex with Eddie on the floor of her bedroom closet after he began seeing Rimes.
Brandi also recounts an incident when she caught LeAnn making moves on Eddie. Glanville is quick to point out Rimes "was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time." She goes on to describe the scene that involved smearing and licking of frosting -- anyone else throwing up in their mouths a little? -- and is careful to remind readers of LeAnn's "nonexistent chest." (It's been reported LeAnn went to Brandi's plastic surgeon for a boob job.)
Glanville claims Cibrian promised her when they split he would never marry Rimes, which he did just months after their divorce was finalized. To get him back, she gave Eddie's credit card number to the plastic surgeon for a $12,000 vaginal rejuvenation surgery. "A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina," Brandi writes. "I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."
Here's hoping Glanville's two sons with Cibrian aren't forced to relive that charming anecdote on the schoolyard. The book will be in stores Feb. 12 -- also known as the day before LeAnn Rimes has another nervous breakdown.