Brandi Glanville's lesbian hookup, Joanna Krupa's 'prostitute' wedding dress and more from Whitney Cummings
Cummings offers a little insight into Brandi Glanville's sex life, saying, "From what I understand, she's not interested in [men], she's interested in women," to which host Andy Cohen says, "More to come this season, actually."
Cummings then says, "I know someone, I know a woman who got with her. Yes, I do. ... If this doesn't make you want to tune into this god**** show 'Housewives,' I don't know what will."
It would not be the first time, as Glanville has said in her book "Drinking and Tweeting" that she's a "waist-up lesbian."
As for Joanna Krupa's wedding, which just aired on the "Real Housewives of Miami" finale, Cummings quips of Joanna's rather skimpy wedding dress, "I think it's very pragmatic to pick up a couple bucks as a prostitute on your wedding day."
And here's what Cummings would do if she had to spend a day with each "RHOBH":
Brandi Glanville: "We would go to a deli and I would get her a sandwich so she could eat something because she's starving."
Kim Richards: "She looks a little sad, we would get her brows done so they go up, so she would look a little happier."
Lisa Vanderpump: "I would give her an Ambien, knock her out, take this ring and put it on eBay."
Carlton Gebbia: "We would do everything except go to the tanning bed."
Giggy the dog: "Jiggy and I would talk all day because he's probably the only person on the show I could carry on a conversation with."
Kyle Richards: "We would go to Rite-Aid and get a prescription for Xanax, because she needs to calm down."
Yolanda Foster: "We would go down to the social security office and I would let her know that her real name is not Yolanda. Her real name is Tammy and you know it."