Brett Ratner talks sex with Olivia Munn ... and shrimp
(Warning: You might not want to read this post if you're eating. Or just ate.)
Munn's memoir, "Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek" mentions a that she once saw a Hollywood director she had dated holding his "undersized manhood" while eating shrimp.
It was widely assumed that this director was none other than Ratner. He confirmed that he did date Munn; however, he claims the shrimp and the manhood holding didn't actually happen.
"I used to date Olivia Munn ... when she was Lisa," Ratner said on the show. "That was the problem. She wasn't Asian back then.
"She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset,' I banged her a few times ... but I forgot her," he continued. "Because she changed her name ... I didn't know it was the same person. So when she came and auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And my shortcomings. She talked about my shortcomings. I get it. She's bitter."
Ahem. Munn's publicist hasn't made any public statements yet. But just in case you think he's totally dissing Munn, Ratner at least added this. "I think she's a lovely, nice girl. It's not the same girl that I met, actually. Olivia and Lisa are two completely different girls." Oh, well, that's totally fine then.