'Dexter' recap: And They Lived Stabbily Ever After

dexter-season-5-michael-c-hall-harrison.jpgDexter tells Harrison thinly veiled stories about his killing pastime, disguised as fairy tales. Colin Hanks and Edward James Olmos keep talking about something starting. They are both very creepy. They argue about Colin, saying he's going to be late for their meeting the next day, and then he drops mannequin parts out of a trash bag. After he's gone, EJO picks up a mannequin head that already suspiciously looks like Deb's head. Also, she's the first person you see in the next scene!

Deb wakes to Quinn making breakfast. He put the ring in the fridge. She freaks out and he tells her that he loves her. She says she needs time to think, then goes to tell Dexter how effed to eff everything effing is. She doesn't feel ready to marry Quinn, but doesn't want to end things. Someone filmed Deb jumping to action at the restaurant and she's an Internet sensation.

The department is after the snake-gut killer. They think it's religious in nature, but Dexter seems to intuit that it's a person in the brotherhood of compulsive serial killers. Also, Dex lays eyes on Brother Sam, played by AWESOME Mos Def, an ex-con turned minister, though a lot of people are doubting the ex in ex-con, Dex included. Laguerta tries to pressure Matthews to appoint Angel to her old position, but we see him fixated on Deb's YouTube spot.


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